Tomorrow is the one day of the year I watch football. As usual, I'll be rooting for the AFC champs who happen to be the Pittsburgh Steelers this year. In honor of the occasion, I'll be painting my face in Steelers colors and strutting around the house in nothing but a jockstrap. I might get a bit chilly, but I'm sure someone who loves me will warm me up. Now that I think about it, I'll forgo the face paint. I don't want it rubbing off on my Boo or my Niblet. The jockstrap, however, can rub on anything it likes.
As for today's activities, I'm thinking snowmobiles.