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[locked from Shy] (thanks, Wes!)
It's easier to focus on the sex drive than how hard it is to live
[locked from Shy and Orlando]
It's easier to focus on the sex drive than how hard it is to live in the same house with a loving couple. That's what it feels like. I love Orlando and Shy to distraction. They love one another. Orlando loves me. Shy is indifferent towards me. I'm living with a happy couple. I'm not living in a happy trio. That hurts. So it's easier to whine about wanting to get laid than vomit my feelings all over everyone.
I didn't even need to see Dr. Burditt for that little bit of self-evaluation, thank you very much.
Now, I have to get some sleep and put on a happy face for tomorrow because it's my Boo's birthday. We're staying in and being sweet and romantic and counting our blessings.
So, to recap: I'm the ass and I'm sorry for doing or saying or thinking or whatevering anything that upsets anyone in my house.