Will Porter (will_porter) wrote,
Will Porter

Coldplay and condoms

Coldplay makes me want to have sex. Not because they're particularly good looking (though they really are a sexy band) but because some of their songs get my blood going when I work out and I want to come back home and work off some of that energy with Orlando. We've been having sex with condoms until we know for sure that they've gotten the all clear health-wise, but in a really weird way, that's been making it hotter for me. Is that twisted or understandable? I think what I like is that moment when I want him so badly I can't stand the thought of waiting one second longer to have him, but I have to wait to put on some protection and that drags it out just an eensy bit more. I figure I'm making lemonade out of these lemons. I also have to give a huge shout out to the inventor of the flavored condom.

I just looked it up. Thank you, Dr. Heywood Jablome.
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