WILL: What the hell is this? Another one?
ME: Yes. I'm working during the day and playing at night. I'm exhausted.
W: Well, it's your own damn fault. No one told you to keep messing around with this stuff.
M: I know, but it's fun. And it relaxes me looking at all those pretty pics of you and Orli.
W: Hmmph. It's not me.
M: What? Of course it is!
W: Oh yeah? Then why do you put that other name on there?
M: Because, um... It's kind of hard to explain.
W: Please. I know what's going on here. You like him more than you like me.
M: That's not true!
W: Then why aren't you calling these things Bloomer videos??
W: I thought so.
M: Look, does it help that I made Orli lust after you in this one?
M: ??? What else do you want?
W: Make one where I'm lusting after him.
M: There's no pleasing you, is there?
W: Nope. Now, go make me a sammidge.