Will Porter (will_porter) wrote,
Will Porter
will_porter

MYL42.2. Make a list of things you refuse to look at.

movies involving a plane crash the night before I have to get on a plane
newspaper articles about celebrities adopting babies
tabloids
movies starring Yul Brynner
lesbian porn
straight porn featuring blond women
anything having to do with my father's funeral
pictures of Orlando's ex-wife
actually, anything at all to do with his first marriage
anything to do with mine
Tags: dad, myl, orlando
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